-Grandpa, grandpa tell me please

Can you make me mac and cheese?

-Why, it is my birthday for God’s sake,

why don’t YOU make ME a cheesecake?

-But grandpa, I am young and small,

what if I stumble and fall?

What if I break all the eggs?

What if I break both my legs?

-Alright, alright, drama queen

You have made quite a scene!

I will make you mac and cheese

I just want one kiss please.

-Grandpa, grandpa I just can’t

Why don’t you understand?

Your beard is itchy and thick;

Do you want me to get sick?

-Well, of course not!

You sure speak quite a lot!

Girl, let us make you some food

but one more word,

and I will be gone

for good!